Yeah, life's annoying that way.

I'm so hungry.... Fasting started last night at sunset for all you annoying jew-but-non-jews out there. Yeah, we devoted people are busy starving while you guys gorge yourself of bananas and peppermints. So, what do we, devoted people do while we try not to think about food? Hmm... I feel a list comming on!

Okay since the "enter" button's not working right now I've decided that I'll just write it like a sentence.

Now, Five things to do when fasting to get your mind off the people who are eating bananas and peppermints.

5. Write (See previous post if you're having problems with writer's block) 4. Sleep, it works for an hour or two. 3. Read, something that doesn't involve people stranded somewhere and starving, that's one of the only things that doesn't help. 2. Do your homework that you were supposed to be doing last night but "forgot" to do while watching those episodes of "The OC" that you tevoed for about a month.

And the one best thing to do while fasting!?

Easy, do numbers 5 through 2 simultaniously. Read something boring that will put you to sleep then when you wake up, write an essay about the weird dream you had about you and a cast member of "The OC" robbing a bank, turn that in as homework.

Of course if none of that works, unless you can think of something else to while away the hours until sunset, you're screwed.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

You know you love me,

Lara